The Holy Wibble

This is the serious and ultimately holy and infallible book of the Terrancian faith. It details the beggining of the world and the life our saviour -TERRANCE THE TURTLE- and the omnipresent and omnipotent deity -THE GREAT VENTILATOR- (by the way he has penile atrophy which he bestows to his most important holy men). Another one of his great and many gifts is ultimate virulity.